Back to School
Official Start of Summer
- Get to the beach early if you want a parking space.
- If you don’t start quickly at a red light you will get honked by someone from “off”. They don’t know our horns aren’t used in Charleston.
- It’s snake mating season. Watch out.
- It’s alligator mating season. Watch out.
- Prepare to wait for a table outside at Poe’s.
- The hotter it gets the grumpier people get at the grocery store.
- No shirt, no shoes, it’s ok.
- Shag time.
- Our state bird is the mosquito.
Enjoy the summer.
Easter Meet Passover
Happy Valentines Day!
- When I was sick, he brought me meals in bed.
- When I was crying, he didn’t ask why.
- When I was a bitch, he took it in stride.
- When my mother died he wanted to hear all the details of her last hours and he remembered what I told him.
- When our children had croup he joined me in the steam filled bathroom.
- He didn’t go into my closet.
- When I worked too many hours he complained.
- When I spent too much money, he cautioned me.
- When I baked and it failed, he never laughed.
- He never commented when I repainted a room a different color.
After 46 years of marriage, 6 months of living together before that, 3 children (one with special needs), 4 grand children, numerous pets, living in 4 different states and over 5 different homes I loved him because he still loved me.